Polynomial

We have five Polynomial T shirts to give away… Why? Well… Basically some people who heard us play at a gig back in 2005 in the South of France contacted us out of the blue the other week and asked if we still had anymore of “those weird T shirts” for sale that we had made up for our listeners… And alas we hadn’t… Mainly because some French lady at the gig ran off with the thirty or so that we had taken with us to Perpignan. I know… I know… That’ll teach me to let beautiful blue eyed French female strangers look after our merchandise while playing a set at future gigs.

Basically the T shirt has a high quality, three colour print on the front, depicting the Polynomial logo… Along with the slogan “Are you functioning properly?” printed in white on the back just under the neck… You can see what it roughly looks like here:

One thing to note about these T shirts is… They come in just three sizes for men i.e. Large, Medium and Small. This is not be cause we’re sexist… Or mean… Or short sighted to the fact that females also live here on Earth. Nope… Nothing like that. It’s just simply all we could presently afford to print off. Oh… And because those French “nutters” were all male. But if that’s not a problem for you, then all you have to do to claim one of these literal ‘rarities’ is E-mail me by clicking here and fill in the E-mail that is generated in your OS’s mail application, making sure you send me the details of the size you require i.e. simply an L, M or S will do, along with the delivery address you would like the T shirt to be shipped to. I will ship anywhere in the world for free! But please don’t ask me for more than one T shirt. One T Shirt only per postal address… Why? Because we want to spread the love… !!!

Also, if you’re feeling a bit paranoid about who you give your details out to i.e. some “nutter” like me… Well… You can be rest assured that I won’t hang on to your postal address or E-mail for long… They will only be used to dispatch the T shirt, along with an E-mail notification that it has been dispatched, and then they will be promptly disposed of to ensure your absolute privacy is maintained.